May 2013
“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– this explains the 90s kids (via eduerre)
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
strawberry-taffy:
me sneakin into yo man’s house
Me: Hello? Yoboseyo? Yes... I would like an attractive member of the male Kpop species drizzled with talent and a great personality on the side. And make sure that talent has lots of greasy aegyo and sweet high notes in it. Wait; can I make this a combo and get like, 7 more orders of attractive Kpop men?... I don't know just thinking outside the box
Them: Ok, and the total comes to.... your life
Me: Lol coolz
